Be Warned, this is a straight Rant from Your's truly.

(There may be funny parts in this, but all around, this is a serious...ok, semi-serious blog about somethings that have been on my mind.)
Dear Lesbian Feminist Lady at Walmart,
I'm sorry to use such a derogatory label for you, but since I do not know what your actual name is, and since you referred to me as a "man bitch" I am forced to give you what you deserve by being as shallow minded as you were to me without even knowing who I am. I am sorry to be such a hypocrite, but you have no common decency to see what my name was on my NAME TAG that is located right in front of your retinas.
I realize that you went lesbian for a reason, whether or not the reason was because a man hurt your, or you just never really liked men is not my business, but realize one thing, not all men are the same, and you shouldn't be so quick to judge someone just by their genitalia, I sure didn't judge you when you crashed into walmart with your giant "Hulk Holgan-Esque" stature, and your "all men are idiots" mind set. In fact, my first thought was, "How can I help this lady out today to make sure she leaves happy?" But no, you didn't let me help, instead you said "Hey man bitch, stop your bull-shittin' and fetch me another wagon."
First off...fetch you? Fetch you?!
Who says that, I am not a dog, in fact, I walk on two feet, have imposable thumbs, and can utter phrases such as, "Sure, I would love to get you your cart you Hogan bitch."
Second, I was not "bull-shittin," I was actually talking to my MANAGER about my last hours of work, and that I was glad I could be with Walmart for so long.
And lastly, it's called a Cart, not a wagon. Wagons have not been used since the 18th century! I mean...besides Volkswagons, but those are automobiles, something a woman of your physique should be well acquainted with. Again, sorry for being so quick to stereotype you, but you give me no choice.
We are human beings! And yes I may seem like a hypocrite for saying this, but we all need to get along because we are all stuck together on a GIANT FLOATING ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE! We are definitely a short living species who jump to way too many conclusions, but thats just the thing, Life is way to short to be angry with one another.
Also, on one last note miss, Without men, you wouldnt have been here. To be fair, without women, men would not be here either, but without the heterosexuals that inhabit parts of our planet who enjoy intercourse and try to conceive babies, you would not have girlfriends, thought I don't see how a girl would want to date you. Not because of your physique because I know a lot of people who like that type of body, but because of your narrow minded shallowness that envelops your soul.

Dear girl who is dating him because she can fix him,
No...you can not fix him. You never will be able to, and once you realize this, you can finally be happy.
People don't fix other people, I know this from experience, people have to fix themselves. Sure you can support the fixing, but don't say you will fix him.
If he (or she) is a cheater, they have to get over that stupid childish act by themselves, you dating them will not help, it will just give them another persons heart to break because they can because you let them. Do you see the vicious circle yet? Here, let me clarify, You date Him because He is troubled, He brings Trouble to You, You take the Trouble He brings because You are trying to Fix Him, which allows Him to keep doing it, making You want to fix Him cause he Hurt You!
Listen to me when I say this, you can have someone better, someone who you deserve and who deserves you, you can't hang yourself back because your trying to fight a lost cause.
Lost causes are good for one thing, dragging you down to their level until you are no more.
Don't try to justify yourself by saying "Im dating him cause I can fix him" when in all reality, your doing it because you love to get hurt, and you hate to be with someone who will treat you right, because you do not know how to handle someone being nice to you.
There is nothing you can do, I promise you. Everyone has their problems, and having people to support them is good, but in the end, THEY NEED TO HELP THEMSELVES!
This is all, just please think about it and the vicious cycle you are in.

Dear girl who wont date him because it will ruin your friendship,
Do not even try to ever justify this, I mean...there is nothing more ridiculous then telling him "No, I treasure our friendship too much, I don't want that ruined."
Tell him, "No, I'm am sorry, but I don't like you in that way." It may hurt like a bitch for him to hear that, but it's better then hearing some widely cliche terrible excuse.
Or here is something that's going to probably blow your mind, be with him and see how compatible you are because you always say you get along so well whenever you hang out.
Do not even say, "Some girl will be lucky to be with you one day." Because you know that is the most used cliche ever.
If "some girl" would be lucky to be with him, then why not you? There can't be some physical condition that prevents you from being with him, some kind of skin irritation that would show up after saying Yes to him asking you out. If there is, then it can't be because of friendship, its probably something very wrong with your skin and you should get it checked out.
You have a short life, live it! Don't date the guys who you know will treat you like shit, because thats all they will ever do. I have been the best friend in many situations, so yes, every night I hear the same thing, "He is such a dick, your so nice for listening to me, I know your always gonna be here for me."
If we are so nice for listening, and your always going to be here for us, and you know that we will always be there for you, give it a shot. What have you got to lose?
Every last relationship, excluding the ones that were...poisonous to me, I am still friends, good friends, with that person. Ask them for yourself and see that maybe, just maybe things will work out between you and him, and even if they don't, you will still be friends, maybe not as good, but give it time and you will grow back to being best friends trust me.

At the end of this, I would like to point out that before I start the conclusion that this may seem hypocritical and I'm very sorry but it is something I have to say.
We are all human, we live on the same giant rock in space, and we all die in the end.
Life is too short to be an aggravated Walmart or just a customer in a store, a person stuck in a horrible circle of poison, or thinking that just because your best friends with someone makes them not able to be a boyfriend or girlfriend to you.
There will always be beauty in everything you do, life is a wondrous thing when you live it, and if you think about it, you are one in a trillion beings who live on a planet that (as far as we know) has the most intelligent and rapidly growing species ever. It is a miracle that you were born here, instead of a tiny speck on an unknown planet, but even if you were that, you would still be helping life along and helping evolution somewhere else.
So smile, laugh, date, and enjoy life.
Do what pleases you, and live for yourself, no one else.
Because in the end, you are where your at because its where you wanted to be.
For Science..