As it says, I am sorry....I realize I have let you all down by not updating any of you about anything! (its fun to act like people care about my celibacy)
So I have a little new thing I am going to do...which is I will only be updating on certain days, but I will let you all know if somehting happened on days previous=D (or I will just randomly post on that day.)
But I will only do big blogs like the one I will do later today every so often, but I realize I cant keep a promise of every single day doing this haha, its just...not me:P (I get too busy with games and whatnot)
So later today I will tell you all about whats been going on with Day number 23 of my Cella-be!
Until then...FOR SCIENCE!!!!
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Amnesia: The Dark Descent...or as I like to call it, "FUCK THIS GAME!"
Hello dear blogger/passerby,
Its me....Brenden....remember?
Sorry its been so long since my last post, I have been a bit preoccupied with the events that I posted about 3 days ago.
I am still well into my celibacy (sadly) because well...after I took that girl (Jessica) out on a date, we both decided that:
1. We should take things slow because both of us feel a connection towards each other, and thats great.
2. Both parties are quite intrigued as to why there is this awesome connection already and its only been a couple days.
3. She will be calling me B, I am calling her Jessie. (Haha, ooooo pet names. Now you know I am serious)
So in all this excitement about having someone in my life who is awesome to hang out with...I forgot to blog about my Cella-be. Last time it was day 15, so here, im going to recap what happened on days 16, 17, and 18. (so the 20th, 21st, and the 22nd)
ONTO DAY 16!!!
Nothing really exciting happened here...oh wait, I HAD AN EFFING DATE THIS DAY!!!
It started off, me waking up in the morning feeling "like P-diddy"(actually I felt groggy and out of it because I still wanted sleep..)
Then I remembered, "OH MY GOD I HAVE A GIRLS NUMBER!"
So what do I do?
Make here wait even longer (bwahahahaha)
So I do some laundry, take a shower, and then call her at 2.
No one picks up, which sucks, but I say "Ill try at 5 then"
Waited till 5, and called, then got an answer, from jessica=D (wewt)
Long story short, I asked her out on a date that night, she said yes.
I go to pick her up at her house (which is in Linden) and I greet her at her door, and soon enough, We are off.
I originally planned out an evening at Native New Yorker (Logan says that it was a good place to have a date, without it being completely a date date, so more like a "I wanna get to know you" date.)
But turns out, Jessie is a vegan. (WHO THE HELL SAW THIS COMING)
I usually bring vegan's home to my mother...
Anywho, so I ask what she would like to do, and instead of a nice date there (stay with me on this one please), We went to Shell Gas, got two coffees, and went up onto this culd-a-sack (No effing Idea how to spell this one) and we sat there and watched the stars and talked for a while.
Ultimately, we decided that we should go to my house and watch a movie.
I learn a lot about this girl in the short comings of about...2 hours, and she still wanted to talk after that while we were trying to watch the crazies.
I don't know if any of you know this, but when a movie is on the TV (and one I really like) its kinda hard for me to concentrate....baaaad thing, but whatever.
We are still talking about life and what we are wanting to do with it, and thus we came up on the thing, we will not have sex yet because we don't want to ruin anything.
Celibacy up and strong still.
So, Day 16:
Jessie, the undeniably hot vegan girl from Linden.
Oh and she is 17.
Sooooo....DAY 17:
Nothing...seriously, nothing happened today, I worked, came home at 6, called Jessie up and talked to her for a bit.
Oh and Logan and I made moist biscuits and chicken dumpling type stuff. (Be warned, baking frenzy details coming up.)
And before we started baking our moist biscuits, I had the brilliant idea of "HOLY EFF LETS MAKE SOME MUTHAEFFIN BROWNIES!"
So we did.
However, after making biscuits and chicken, we got the brownie mix out, I got all the ingredients we needed for regular brownie mix, and then we added pecans.
It started with just pecans, but we needed some more water, so Logan wondered if we could put Half and Half into our brownie mix.
OFF TO THE INTERNET!
And then he found a recipe for something to which we almost already made. We just needed:
2 extra eggs
5 tablespoons of butter
6 <insert measure amount that we did here> of cream cheese
and like 18 cups of different baking things.
So we made ourselves some cream cheese and pecan brownies.
And
they
were
AWESOME!
DAY 18!!! Second date with Jessie!
So today was the second date with Jessie.
It started by me picking her up from school for lunch (hahaha...hahah...ha...hoooo) and then picking her up after school.
To which then I got the pleasure of meeting her friends.
Cassy was pretty cool, but the dude we picked up was...ummm...a juggalo.
NOW, for you who don't know about juggalos, they are kids so obsessed with ICP, that they feel the need to call themselves this name because its "cool"
And for most of you who don't know me, I have a slight....annoyance towards ICP and their "clown posse," in fact, if I could, I would go back in time to when ICP was just starting, and I would individually call each of their mothers and make them listen to the "mad lyrics they be spittin" and hope to god they get grounded for the rest of their natural lives. (Thus stopping the "Juggalo" movement.)
If this makes you mad, I am sorry, thats just my OPINION. Not forcing it upon you (yet) but I just don't think they are that good of musicians. But to each their own right?
He was pretty much a dick the whole time we were hanging out, and it sucked, but it was ok cause I was talking to Jessie pretty much the whole time.
Then I had to work at 7 30 to 12 at wallyworld...ugh.
That was about as eventful as a statue of a garden gnome watching grass grow as snails run up and down his glassy gnome-like body.
So there is your damn recap!
I will talk about day 19 later tonight maybe hopefully, sorry again for not being up to date with my blog, again, things got in the way...good things....stay tuned.
OH RIGHT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG!
So, there is this game that came out recently called "Amnesia: The Dark Descent."
I read the synopsis of the game and thought to myself, "Hey this will be fun, it seems dark, scary, and smart."
*Ehem* let me say this first off....FUCK THAT GAME!
You jump into the game, and immediately it gives you a warning that you should be wearing headphones, have the lights off, and the darkness set to "pretty damn dark" (its so dark sometimes, that even when I brought out the lantern in the game, no light showed up still haha.)
So you start off, stumbling your way across a castle, trying to make yourself remember that you are "Daniel," a man who apparently by his voice, is a English man from the 80's or 70's.
He is an archeologist who found an orb in Egypt while uncovering ancient ruins.
After picking up said "orb," a deadly shadow kept following him, killing everyone he encountered. (Sounds like my ex girlfriend, HAHA *budum tsh*)
So this shadow thing...turns out to be the future trying to catch up with itself because the orb daniel found was some gate to another dimension and blah blah blah.
Not knowing that the shadow could hurt me, I run into the game with a sense of false security.
Running around, opening doors, laughing, throwing plants joyfully out windows and throwing brooms into fire pits.
Fun right? Wrong.
Immediately, shit starts getting real!
You hear scary noises, you run towards the noises, you find blood, and a note you wrote yourself saying you took a potion that caused you to have Amnesia. (So if your wanting to forget what was going on...why tell yourself to go and remember everything you forgotten just so you can remember why you wanted to forget the horror behind the shadow)
So after a while of seeing random creepy monster zombies walk past my screen, I was all like...S.O.B!
Long story short, if the random creepy monster zombie sees you....he starts chasing you like there is no effing tomorrow.
Oh by the way, your completely defenseless. (Thats right, no gun, no planks of wood, no makeshift zombie hunting doom rifle to your help...just a lantern, and wits..if you have any)
So I got smacked around by Zombie number one for about...19 hours.
Then im in a sewer, and notice..."Hey..where did Zombie guy go?"
Then heard a terrible dying sound.
Stumbled into a room where, "Hey look! Zombie numbe....oh god...." (Zombie number one will be missed)
After seeing the Zombie I thought was the strongest thing alive, torn in two by something other then me, my initial reaction was "Yay! No more zombies!!!!" to which the sound of metal tearing through more metal was coming my way.
"SHIT!!!" I hide in a corner, only to see that there is yet another Zombie!
Enter in Zombie #2, now, not as smart as number 1...but he did tear number 1 in half.
Zombie 2 has a giant blade for one arm, face torn out and ripped off, and in place of his face, three eyeballs and a couple teeth....yeah....
This guy....is scary as hell, and faster than anything on the living planet. (Or in the fucked up castle your in)
So another 18 hours of solving ridiculous puzzles that shouldn't have been invented in the first place, and getting chased around corners where Zombie 2 is waiting to make some Brendo/Daniel beef stroganoff, and finally I am nearing the end of the game!
HUZZAH THE NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST OVER!!!
However, I still have to get through this part, which consists of terrible things happening to me.
Zombie ambush.
Jailed by the Zombie Ambush.
Escaping Jail.
Running for my life so that a giant red bloody boil of a mess doesn't consume me.
And then decapitating a man with a bonesaw so that I can take his head into the other dimension. (Don't even ask)
So I beat the game, immediately uninstalled the game.
And swore it off for the rest of my life.
If anyone wants a more descriptive time of my horror with this game, go ahead and comment saying that. If 10 people want me to, I will post that as a blog, along with pictures from the game.
Till then, fare thee well traveler, and until next time...FOR SCIENCE!!!!!
Its me....Brenden....remember?
Sorry its been so long since my last post, I have been a bit preoccupied with the events that I posted about 3 days ago.
I am still well into my celibacy (sadly) because well...after I took that girl (Jessica) out on a date, we both decided that:
1. We should take things slow because both of us feel a connection towards each other, and thats great.
2. Both parties are quite intrigued as to why there is this awesome connection already and its only been a couple days.
3. She will be calling me B, I am calling her Jessie. (Haha, ooooo pet names. Now you know I am serious)
So in all this excitement about having someone in my life who is awesome to hang out with...I forgot to blog about my Cella-be. Last time it was day 15, so here, im going to recap what happened on days 16, 17, and 18. (so the 20th, 21st, and the 22nd)
ONTO DAY 16!!!
Nothing really exciting happened here...oh wait, I HAD AN EFFING DATE THIS DAY!!!
It started off, me waking up in the morning feeling "like P-diddy"(actually I felt groggy and out of it because I still wanted sleep..)
Then I remembered, "OH MY GOD I HAVE A GIRLS NUMBER!"
So what do I do?
Make here wait even longer (bwahahahaha)
So I do some laundry, take a shower, and then call her at 2.
No one picks up, which sucks, but I say "Ill try at 5 then"
Waited till 5, and called, then got an answer, from jessica=D (wewt)
Long story short, I asked her out on a date that night, she said yes.
I go to pick her up at her house (which is in Linden) and I greet her at her door, and soon enough, We are off.
I originally planned out an evening at Native New Yorker (Logan says that it was a good place to have a date, without it being completely a date date, so more like a "I wanna get to know you" date.)
But turns out, Jessie is a vegan. (WHO THE HELL SAW THIS COMING)
I usually bring vegan's home to my mother...
Anywho, so I ask what she would like to do, and instead of a nice date there (stay with me on this one please), We went to Shell Gas, got two coffees, and went up onto this culd-a-sack (No effing Idea how to spell this one) and we sat there and watched the stars and talked for a while.
Ultimately, we decided that we should go to my house and watch a movie.
I learn a lot about this girl in the short comings of about...2 hours, and she still wanted to talk after that while we were trying to watch the crazies.
I don't know if any of you know this, but when a movie is on the TV (and one I really like) its kinda hard for me to concentrate....baaaad thing, but whatever.
We are still talking about life and what we are wanting to do with it, and thus we came up on the thing, we will not have sex yet because we don't want to ruin anything.
Celibacy up and strong still.
So, Day 16:
Jessie, the undeniably hot vegan girl from Linden.
Oh and she is 17.
Sooooo....DAY 17:
Nothing...seriously, nothing happened today, I worked, came home at 6, called Jessie up and talked to her for a bit.
Oh and Logan and I made moist biscuits and chicken dumpling type stuff. (Be warned, baking frenzy details coming up.)
And before we started baking our moist biscuits, I had the brilliant idea of "HOLY EFF LETS MAKE SOME MUTHAEFFIN BROWNIES!"
So we did.
However, after making biscuits and chicken, we got the brownie mix out, I got all the ingredients we needed for regular brownie mix, and then we added pecans.
It started with just pecans, but we needed some more water, so Logan wondered if we could put Half and Half into our brownie mix.
OFF TO THE INTERNET!
And then he found a recipe for something to which we almost already made. We just needed:
2 extra eggs
5 tablespoons of butter
6 <insert measure amount that we did here> of cream cheese
and like 18 cups of different baking things.
So we made ourselves some cream cheese and pecan brownies.
And
they
were
AWESOME!
DAY 18!!! Second date with Jessie!
So today was the second date with Jessie.
It started by me picking her up from school for lunch (hahaha...hahah...ha...hoooo) and then picking her up after school.
To which then I got the pleasure of meeting her friends.
Cassy was pretty cool, but the dude we picked up was...ummm...a juggalo.
NOW, for you who don't know about juggalos, they are kids so obsessed with ICP, that they feel the need to call themselves this name because its "cool"
And for most of you who don't know me, I have a slight....annoyance towards ICP and their "clown posse," in fact, if I could, I would go back in time to when ICP was just starting, and I would individually call each of their mothers and make them listen to the "mad lyrics they be spittin" and hope to god they get grounded for the rest of their natural lives. (Thus stopping the "Juggalo" movement.)
If this makes you mad, I am sorry, thats just my OPINION. Not forcing it upon you (yet) but I just don't think they are that good of musicians. But to each their own right?
He was pretty much a dick the whole time we were hanging out, and it sucked, but it was ok cause I was talking to Jessie pretty much the whole time.
Then I had to work at 7 30 to 12 at wallyworld...ugh.
That was about as eventful as a statue of a garden gnome watching grass grow as snails run up and down his glassy gnome-like body.
So there is your damn recap!
I will talk about day 19 later tonight maybe hopefully, sorry again for not being up to date with my blog, again, things got in the way...good things....stay tuned.
OH RIGHT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG!
So, there is this game that came out recently called "Amnesia: The Dark Descent."
I read the synopsis of the game and thought to myself, "Hey this will be fun, it seems dark, scary, and smart."
*Ehem* let me say this first off....FUCK THAT GAME!
You jump into the game, and immediately it gives you a warning that you should be wearing headphones, have the lights off, and the darkness set to "pretty damn dark" (its so dark sometimes, that even when I brought out the lantern in the game, no light showed up still haha.)
So you start off, stumbling your way across a castle, trying to make yourself remember that you are "Daniel," a man who apparently by his voice, is a English man from the 80's or 70's.
He is an archeologist who found an orb in Egypt while uncovering ancient ruins.
After picking up said "orb," a deadly shadow kept following him, killing everyone he encountered. (Sounds like my ex girlfriend, HAHA *budum tsh*)
So this shadow thing...turns out to be the future trying to catch up with itself because the orb daniel found was some gate to another dimension and blah blah blah.
Not knowing that the shadow could hurt me, I run into the game with a sense of false security.
Running around, opening doors, laughing, throwing plants joyfully out windows and throwing brooms into fire pits.
Fun right? Wrong.
Immediately, shit starts getting real!
You hear scary noises, you run towards the noises, you find blood, and a note you wrote yourself saying you took a potion that caused you to have Amnesia. (So if your wanting to forget what was going on...why tell yourself to go and remember everything you forgotten just so you can remember why you wanted to forget the horror behind the shadow)
So after a while of seeing random creepy monster zombies walk past my screen, I was all like...S.O.B!
Long story short, if the random creepy monster zombie sees you....he starts chasing you like there is no effing tomorrow.
Oh by the way, your completely defenseless. (Thats right, no gun, no planks of wood, no makeshift zombie hunting doom rifle to your help...just a lantern, and wits..if you have any)
So I got smacked around by Zombie number one for about...19 hours.
Then im in a sewer, and notice..."Hey..where did Zombie guy go?"
Then heard a terrible dying sound.
Stumbled into a room where, "Hey look! Zombie numbe....oh god...." (Zombie number one will be missed)
After seeing the Zombie I thought was the strongest thing alive, torn in two by something other then me, my initial reaction was "Yay! No more zombies!!!!" to which the sound of metal tearing through more metal was coming my way.
"SHIT!!!" I hide in a corner, only to see that there is yet another Zombie!
Enter in Zombie #2, now, not as smart as number 1...but he did tear number 1 in half.
Zombie 2 has a giant blade for one arm, face torn out and ripped off, and in place of his face, three eyeballs and a couple teeth....yeah....
This guy....is scary as hell, and faster than anything on the living planet. (Or in the fucked up castle your in)
So another 18 hours of solving ridiculous puzzles that shouldn't have been invented in the first place, and getting chased around corners where Zombie 2 is waiting to make some Brendo/Daniel beef stroganoff, and finally I am nearing the end of the game!
HUZZAH THE NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST OVER!!!
However, I still have to get through this part, which consists of terrible things happening to me.
Zombie ambush.
Jailed by the Zombie Ambush.
Escaping Jail.
Running for my life so that a giant red bloody boil of a mess doesn't consume me.
And then decapitating a man with a bonesaw so that I can take his head into the other dimension. (Don't even ask)
So I beat the game, immediately uninstalled the game.
And swore it off for the rest of my life.
If anyone wants a more descriptive time of my horror with this game, go ahead and comment saying that. If 10 people want me to, I will post that as a blog, along with pictures from the game.
Till then, fare thee well traveler, and until next time...FOR SCIENCE!!!!!
Sunday, September 19, 2010
The plot thickens...heh heh....thickens....heh (Celibate Day 15)
Ahhh...approaching day 15, my mind felt pretty much the same.
"Shit work"
"Shit its early"
"Shit..." (I think you get the point now)
I walked into work at 8 30 in the morning after falling asleep at (yet again) 1 in the morning, yippie!
To my jubilant entrance into Walmart, I was greeted by my boss, who sent me to my hell station for the day.
Register...number here. (I dont remember..why? should I have?)
Anywhoo!
I am just working my daily shift, counting down the hours, minutes, seconds until my first break.
First break approaches, I sit in my car and listen to Lydia.
(I effing love Lydia, by the way, to you readers who don't know me that well yet. I have everyone of their cd's and I cant stop listening to them. They are beautiful. They are awe inspiring. They are Lydia. Sadly the band split up, just barely finished their "Fair well" tour. I got a little emotional at the concert...cough cough....but they are in the works of releasing a last installment of beauty into the music world soon. In fact, I had to draw a little something on my hand, just because I was bored at work, and had Lydia stuck in my head.)<--picture to the left, to the left.
So back to my story, after break, I was sent to the worst of all places to work in Walhell...the greeters station. (Or as I like to put it, Satan's Hello)
After about an hour and a half of doing this crap of putting on a fake smile (and pretending I give a damn about why your returning your broken shit) I go back to a register for about...20 minutes.
LUNCH TIME!!!
Nothing happened, just lunch...and still thinking about my Celibacy.
At lunch, I dwindled for a while, went to stumbleupon.com (which rocks! be tee dub)
Then off to work I go for my last half of shift.
Whilst on my last four hours of work, I was moved from register to register to cover for other peoples breaks. (Woohoo for me being satans little helper!)
Then, out of no effing where!
This girl comes into my line! (comes into my effing line! and she is beautiful)
Now, this may not be a shocker to...well anyone right now, but here is the story.
BEEEEAUTIFUL GAL IN WALLYWORLD
After working at Walmart for a while (and after my dear mother leaves for Albuquerque) Im back on the job, working a register.
Out of the corner of my retinas, I see this girl, who happens upon looking at me AT THE SAME. DAMN. TIME. Coincidence? I think it is. (Its not)
She comes into my line.
We flirt.
We trade stares. (and currency for the 80 dollar book she wants to buy)
And we depart.
It never crossed my mind to get her number...because I fail at life.
So inside I was like, "Meh, whatever, I work at Walmart. She has to come back in some later week." (She doesn't)
Two months of no beautiful gal, coming into my line, getting a book, and flirting with me.
WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO NOWLAND!
Shocking, beautiful gal, after 2 months of not seeing her, shows up IN MY EFFING LINE!!
We look at each other, immediately smile/smirk, and trade stares yet again.
So after I was done checking this one dudes groceries n such, I looked at her, and smiled again.
We talked for a bit, and then, smoothly I said, "Hey...do you have a number by chance?"
"Why yes, yes I do."
"Write it on this, PIECE O RECEIPT PAPER!"
Totally worked.
So this girl...has me and my celibacy on a run.
So what do I choose dear reader/passerby/friend?
I am going to call her tomorrow afternoon, and see if she would like to hangout or have a little...get together.
Gonna go to Native New Yorker (its a pretty friendly appropriate date place...right? right.)
And then bring her to meet my roomies! haha so It should be an epic tale to tell the lads.
As for now, I am going to get going...maybe I shall post again later tonight on the happenings of Brendo.
But maybe not...FOR SCIENCE!!!
"Shit work"
"Shit its early"
"Shit..." (I think you get the point now)
I walked into work at 8 30 in the morning after falling asleep at (yet again) 1 in the morning, yippie!
To my jubilant entrance into Walmart, I was greeted by my boss, who sent me to my hell station for the day.
Register...number here. (I dont remember..why? should I have?)
Anywhoo!
I am just working my daily shift, counting down the hours, minutes, seconds until my first break.
First break approaches, I sit in my car and listen to Lydia.
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| "And so I woke up near the sea...I did Lydia | " |
So back to my story, after break, I was sent to the worst of all places to work in Walhell...the greeters station. (Or as I like to put it, Satan's Hello)
After about an hour and a half of doing this crap of putting on a fake smile (and pretending I give a damn about why your returning your broken shit) I go back to a register for about...20 minutes.
LUNCH TIME!!!
Nothing happened, just lunch...and still thinking about my Celibacy.
At lunch, I dwindled for a while, went to stumbleupon.com (which rocks! be tee dub)
Then off to work I go for my last half of shift.
Whilst on my last four hours of work, I was moved from register to register to cover for other peoples breaks. (Woohoo for me being satans little helper!)
Then, out of no effing where!
This girl comes into my line! (comes into my effing line! and she is beautiful)
Now, this may not be a shocker to...well anyone right now, but here is the story.
BEEEEAUTIFUL GAL IN WALLYWORLD
After working at Walmart for a while (and after my dear mother leaves for Albuquerque) Im back on the job, working a register.
Out of the corner of my retinas, I see this girl, who happens upon looking at me AT THE SAME. DAMN. TIME. Coincidence? I think it is. (Its not)
She comes into my line.
We flirt.
We trade stares. (and currency for the 80 dollar book she wants to buy)
And we depart.
It never crossed my mind to get her number...because I fail at life.
So inside I was like, "Meh, whatever, I work at Walmart. She has to come back in some later week." (She doesn't)
Two months of no beautiful gal, coming into my line, getting a book, and flirting with me.
WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO NOWLAND!
Shocking, beautiful gal, after 2 months of not seeing her, shows up IN MY EFFING LINE!!
We look at each other, immediately smile/smirk, and trade stares yet again.
So after I was done checking this one dudes groceries n such, I looked at her, and smiled again.
We talked for a bit, and then, smoothly I said, "Hey...do you have a number by chance?"
"Why yes, yes I do."
"Write it on this, PIECE O RECEIPT PAPER!"
Totally worked.
So this girl...has me and my celibacy on a run.
So what do I choose dear reader/passerby/friend?
I am going to call her tomorrow afternoon, and see if she would like to hangout or have a little...get together.
Gonna go to Native New Yorker (its a pretty friendly appropriate date place...right? right.)
And then bring her to meet my roomies! haha so It should be an epic tale to tell the lads.
As for now, I am going to get going...maybe I shall post again later tonight on the happenings of Brendo.
But maybe not...FOR SCIENCE!!!
annnnnnnnd.....GO!
Hi ho, Hi ho,
It's off to work I go.
For if I don't, I wont get paid.
And I'll get kicked out of
My home, My home.
Yeah...that just happened...FOR SCIENCE!
It's off to work I go.
For if I don't, I wont get paid.
And I'll get kicked out of
My home, My home.
Yeah...that just happened...FOR SCIENCE!
Day of Celibacy #14
So...since I am just starting a blog, I may as well introduce myself/who I am/how high my IQ is! (not very high, don't worry)
My name is Brenden Pyper (people call me brendo)
I am nineteen and I live in bumfuck middle of nowhere hicksville. (pardon my language)
I decided, after long attempts at understanding females and why I am attracted to the ones I am attracted to, and my current history of fornication (3 girls), I have taken upon a vow of Cella-be! (Thank you Logan, hope this makes you happy...lawls)
Now it has been two weeks since my vow of no sex/getting a girlfriend/any sexually oriented thing that is physical, and that is partly because of my current geographical location and there not being many..."pickin's" to choose from. (Thats a terrible way of putting it, I know.)
So pretty much, this vow is really easy for me to go through so far.
A little more about me before going into Day 14: I live with 3 roomates.
My sister Brittan (21, obnoxious at times, constantly bumping heads with me)
Roomy #1 Venessa (I call her Nester, and she is pretty much helpin me with dealing with Brit sometimes)
Roomy #2 Logan (LoLo as I prefer to call him, computer geek, and...meh, cool dude)
So...ONTO DAAAAYYY FOURTEEEEEEEN!!
My first day of Celibacy was pretty straightforward, I had absolutely no reason to keep trying for girls in my hometown (or Arizona for that matter) and so I wanted to take a break from everything ranging from drama, all the way to mental disorientation/asphyxiation.
Coming around on day 14...things still seem pretty damn easy.
No distractions
No interuptions
Just work...lots and lots of work... (oh by the wayskeez, I work at Wallyworld/Walmart)
So I find it pretty easy to ummm...well not do things.
HOWEVER!
I fell the need to say that I will be doing this for at least Three months (six month max).
I also feel the need to point out that I am awesome, because im the only one who can be me=D
Also, I think I am pretty worth waiting for, cause...well I feel quite the genuine guy.
Working at walmart...kinda sucks.
Don't do it.
Ever.
Seriously.
Srsly guys...dont...ever.
I mean, it may seem like a chill job, but they take away all of your freedom.
As I have heard, its WalMarx, the most communistic retail business in the world beside russian vodka exports.
I had to take out my piercings (snake bites) and I couldn't have my dyed red hair because it "scared" away customers.
I mean...what kind of world do we live in if our job performance is affected by something as simple as hair color.
Its not like I go into work one day with regular brown hair:
Me: Welcome to Walmart, how may I help you?
Customer: Awe, well aren't you so nice with your lovely brown normal hair, and your smile, and your being you ness.
And then with RED hair, I suddenly change:
Me: Welcome to Walmart, how may I help you?
Customer: OH MY GOD! YOUR HAIR IS RED! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY I SHOULD GO SCREW MYSELF!?
Me: Um..I didn't though...I genuinely want to help you find any product you are looking for, and serve you with a smile.
Customer: YOU VILE LITTLE BEING! HOW DARE YOU BESEECH THE NAME OF OUR GLORIOUS TOWN OF PINETOP LAKESIDE/SHOWLOW WITH YOUR VILE NATURE OF SPEAKING TO ME IN THAT MANNER!
Me: Have a great day today.
Customer: WELL I NEVER!
Screw Walmart.
And on that note, I leave you with Day 14 of my Celibacy.
Wish me luck in the dream world dear blogger/passerby, for I am off to the land of dreams for unbelievably unrealistic ideas and things no one could possibly have in real life...unless we had hologram rooms...and better technology. (not that ours isn't good at all or anything, I mean...a giant iPod touch...pretty damn awesome right?)
Until tomorrow....FOR SCIENCE!!
My name is Brenden Pyper (people call me brendo)
I am nineteen and I live in bumfuck middle of nowhere hicksville. (pardon my language)
I decided, after long attempts at understanding females and why I am attracted to the ones I am attracted to, and my current history of fornication (3 girls), I have taken upon a vow of Cella-be! (Thank you Logan, hope this makes you happy...lawls)
Now it has been two weeks since my vow of no sex/getting a girlfriend/any sexually oriented thing that is physical, and that is partly because of my current geographical location and there not being many..."pickin's" to choose from. (Thats a terrible way of putting it, I know.)
So pretty much, this vow is really easy for me to go through so far.
A little more about me before going into Day 14: I live with 3 roomates.
My sister Brittan (21, obnoxious at times, constantly bumping heads with me)
Roomy #1 Venessa (I call her Nester, and she is pretty much helpin me with dealing with Brit sometimes)
Roomy #2 Logan (LoLo as I prefer to call him, computer geek, and...meh, cool dude)
So...ONTO DAAAAYYY FOURTEEEEEEEN!!
My first day of Celibacy was pretty straightforward, I had absolutely no reason to keep trying for girls in my hometown (or Arizona for that matter) and so I wanted to take a break from everything ranging from drama, all the way to mental disorientation/asphyxiation.
Coming around on day 14...things still seem pretty damn easy.
No distractions
No interuptions
Just work...lots and lots of work... (oh by the wayskeez, I work at Wallyworld/Walmart)
So I find it pretty easy to ummm...well not do things.
HOWEVER!
I fell the need to say that I will be doing this for at least Three months (six month max).
I also feel the need to point out that I am awesome, because im the only one who can be me=D
Also, I think I am pretty worth waiting for, cause...well I feel quite the genuine guy.
Working at walmart...kinda sucks.
Don't do it.
Ever.
Seriously.
Srsly guys...dont...ever.
I mean, it may seem like a chill job, but they take away all of your freedom.
As I have heard, its WalMarx, the most communistic retail business in the world beside russian vodka exports.
I had to take out my piercings (snake bites) and I couldn't have my dyed red hair because it "scared" away customers.
I mean...what kind of world do we live in if our job performance is affected by something as simple as hair color.
Its not like I go into work one day with regular brown hair:
Me: Welcome to Walmart, how may I help you?
Customer: Awe, well aren't you so nice with your lovely brown normal hair, and your smile, and your being you ness.
And then with RED hair, I suddenly change:
Me: Welcome to Walmart, how may I help you?
Customer: OH MY GOD! YOUR HAIR IS RED! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY I SHOULD GO SCREW MYSELF!?
Me: Um..I didn't though...I genuinely want to help you find any product you are looking for, and serve you with a smile.
Customer: YOU VILE LITTLE BEING! HOW DARE YOU BESEECH THE NAME OF OUR GLORIOUS TOWN OF PINETOP LAKESIDE/SHOWLOW WITH YOUR VILE NATURE OF SPEAKING TO ME IN THAT MANNER!
Me: Have a great day today.
Customer: WELL I NEVER!
Screw Walmart.
And on that note, I leave you with Day 14 of my Celibacy.
Wish me luck in the dream world dear blogger/passerby, for I am off to the land of dreams for unbelievably unrealistic ideas and things no one could possibly have in real life...unless we had hologram rooms...and better technology. (not that ours isn't good at all or anything, I mean...a giant iPod touch...pretty damn awesome right?)
Until tomorrow....FOR SCIENCE!!
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